Tuesday, November 6, 2012

wwehd?

She would vote for Romney because she is drunk and thought she was ordering noodles at c-town.

Monday, November 5, 2012

rumor . . .

I heard she went down on Ashley Brown looking for her vibrato.

wwehd?

She would sing Broadway Baby with Daisy Eagan's Tony Award acceptance speech playing in the background as a present for Alison Fraser's funeral.

wwehd?

She would go see Mystery of Edwin Drood and would get so drunk that she would vote for herself.

wwehd?

she would steal the Ursula wig from Sherrie Rene Scott and use it to auditon for Nurse Ratched in second stages production of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

wwehd?

she would do a one women production of The Crucible in the Park and only invite Winona Rider to see it.

wwehd?

she would go to pick cherries. . . because she is a METHOD actress.